Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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