No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
i think im in europe. pls send help
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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