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Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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