Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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