i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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