He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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