He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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