I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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