he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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