32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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