I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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