Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Everyone says I win the strip club
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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