Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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