..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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