I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
North Korea, Best Korea!
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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