glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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