the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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