So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
i out mim tonsoeep
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