nut hugger
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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