I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
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Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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