if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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