You're earring is so big in my mouth
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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