Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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