So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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