Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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