Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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