i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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