fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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