do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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