It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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