I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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