I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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