oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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