You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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