Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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