shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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