I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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