Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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