I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
where am i from again
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
This is classic penis vs brain.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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