Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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