I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
