I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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