I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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