...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
that's an acceptable place to lick
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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