This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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