You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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