Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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