WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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