It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I have fence marks all over my body
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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