love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
