whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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